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More Memory Verses

James 1:12 – Blessed is the man who perseveres under trial, because when he has stood the test, he will receive the crown of life that God has promised to those who love him

James 1:2-3 – Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds,because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance.”

Matthew 26:41 – “Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation.  The spirit is willing, but the body is weak.”

Ephesians 6:13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.

Ephesians 6:16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one.

Sometimes Truth is Stranger than fiction…or at least more entertaining

From the San Diego Union Tribune:

Call it a case of a thief with very bad timing. Last Wednesday, officials at a Baptist Church in Clairemont discovered that a thief had stolen the choir’s electric piano and soundboard during the night. Without them, the choir couldn’t perform its Sunday Christmas music program. The theft was immediately reported to its insurance company, which authorized replacement of the items, worth about $5,000.

Shortly after music director Nathan Robinson arrived at the Guitar Center in Grossmont Center mall to buy new equipment, in walked a man in his 20s carrying the church’s Yamaha keyboard. Robinson recognized the fellow as someone who’d stopped by the church about three months earlier to inquire about its program.

“It was Twilight Zoney,” says Robinson. “A guy walked through the door holding our equipment.” As the fellow negotiated with a clerk to sell the keyboard, Robinson alerted the store’s management to the theft.

While awaiting police, an employee tested the keyboard and detained the seller. As soon as the La Mesa police arrived, the man bolted out of the store and blended into a sea of holiday shoppers – but he conveniently left behind his driver’s license and thumb print.

Was the church missing anything else, the Guitar Center manager asked Robinson. Yes, a soundboard. It was there in a corner where the fellow had left it while he returned to his car for the keyboard.

When the choir arrived for rehearsal that evening, the equipment was back in its place and ready for service. The thief, no doubt, was wishing he’d gone to a different music store.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041214/news_1m14bell.html

Doh! of the day–stupid but legal…

Interaction interaction = null;
new Interaction(
i, j, k, l, m, n, o
);
return interaction;

note to self: don’t do that

Upgraded Proverbs (humor)

from today’s Off the Mark cartoon from my page a day calendar

-A watched progress bar never loads
(time remaining 2 1/2 hrs)

-A cell phone is worth a thousand words
(girl looking angrily at her date at a restaurant)

-Too many clicks spoil the plot
(couple on couch, guy channel surfing)

-Don’t count your files before you save
(guy wigging out cuz his work was lost)

Long Day At Work

Long day at work today…I was supposed to leave at 6:10 or so….didn’t end up leaving until about 6:50. “oooh, lets just try and continue to figure out this one bug before leaving” is about how it went. I kept causing a jar file to throw an exception–an exception in something that theoretically should be stable tested code that we do not have the source to. Well, after looking at every possible thing I could be doing wrong (is my array really the right size, there’s no nulls getting passed in, etc), we finally took to de-compiling the error causing file, and found a rather suspicious line of code where it was iterating over the array giving me an exception using the wrong variable–well, that’s great, means its not my code that’s wrong–but that doesn’t recompile the jar into working code…Might be able to temporarily work around the problem by changing how many items are in the other array…

my chairs are spawning!

I find it vaguely amusing that when I started here I had one chair. I was complaining one day that I didn’t have a guest chair, and some guy I didn’t really recognize (who no longer sits near me) gave me their spare (albeit slightly broken–the armrest is really crooked) guest chair.

A while later, a facilities guy came to bring the guy in the office across from me a guest chair–but apparently he didn’t need it, and the facilities guy didn’t want to take it over to the other building, so he said “here, have a guest chair” and left it. Then my chairs were in happy equilibrium for a long time.

Then some people started borrowing my guest chairs to take to staff meetings in Mary’s office. My two guest chairs would disappear for a few hours, and then reappear a few later. They happily came and went at will. And all was good.

Eventually one day I was sitting in my cubicle, and noticed something odd–rather than one chair behind my desk and one in front of it -or- two chairs in front of my desk and none behind it, there was now one chair behind my desk and two chairs in front of my desk. The old guest chair brought home a twin. “Wait, there’s one too many, where did that one come from?” I thought to myself, confused as to how long the clone chair had been there, and how it replicated itself into such an identical copy, complete with the funny armrest)

No one nearby has come looking for a missing chair, so in my cubicle the clone has stayed, happily running off its own to meetings in Mary’s office every now and then, only to reappear later–it always seems to come back. But its not like my cubicle doesn’t have room for spare chairs…so I guess it stays?

Genesis Sermon

I was listening to one of Mike Macintosh’s old sermons and he took this long detour through talking about Joseph going to Egypt with his wife Sarai. It was interesting to listen to a “different perspective” than the one I got from hearing Miles sermon on it–it just had a different emphasis. Mike pointed out (which apparently this never hit me before) that when Abraham is saying his wife is all hot and the king’s going to want her, you’re talking about a 60 or 70 year old lady being called such an attractive babe that the king’s gonna want to meet her. Wow. Flattering yes, but something about putting it that way makes it almost seem like an unfounded fear of what might happen. The rest of it was interesting too, emphasizing the duties of a christian husband as a model of Christ, and how Abraham was just not living up to that and not encouraging his wife’s faith (eg. they’re both laughing at god’s promises) like his asking his wife to lie to protect his back rather than what he should have been doing, warning her and opening up some honest conversation and encouraging her to be strong against temptation such as the king or whoever else

Commenting Out Code

I think I scared myself, when in normal conversation(and by normal, I mean normal for a software engineer), I used the word OBERON. Yep, that’s right [the bane of my existence back in compilers class in college]. And not only did I say it, I was complaining that Java is not more like Oberon.

“If only Java allowed nested comments like oberon…”

Because, as it seems, Java does not appear to have any embedded language features that let you quickly and non-destructively comment out a large block of code which includes /* c style comments */, function headers, and does not necessarily compile where you are teleporting it to. If it were C, I could just add a #if(0) around it. Two short lines, and the entire function is commented out, non-destructively.

The only way I’ve successfully commented out entire functions is the macro and/or search and replace beginning of line technique to slash-slashify every single line. But that’s ugly ugly. ESPECIALLY when the file already contains //ified code, which is NOT my doing…and you can’t tell them apart. So then you start having to do something really ugly like //JRW// as the prefix for each line. Couldn’t I just if-zero it all out of my hair? I don’t want to be spending my time right now figuring out what includes I need, and what to do with these paramaters, and local variables I don’t have here…

or if only you could do nested c-style comments like oberon. (* cuz comments like this (* could be nested and *) that made everything happy, cuz you could comment out code with comments in it…and easily and cleanly… *)

First Day Back after Vacation

First day back at work after vacation is always nuts. Inbox overflowing with mail, most of which was urgent–at least, it was last week, but is past due and/or therefore no longer urgent. We have self-evaluations due in a couple days–and I wasn’t here last week to work on that, so after an hour or so of doing nothing but reading all the emails, and then spending a half hour making a list of all the things I need to be working on and take care of…I spent anohter half hour chasing around trying to track down my last year’s performance evaluation to get a copy of the goals I was supposed to explain whether I met them or not.

Other than that though, its been a pretty quiet day, no people dropping by to pile more work on my desk because they’re still all in “is she still out on vacation?” mode. The stuff I’m working on right now in Java (instead of C), which is cool, cuz oooh, *drools at being able to do real code reuse without copy/paste*, but at the same time is really ugly because Java does not have unsigned data types. Ohh, but they do have unsigned bit shifting–go figure that one. So its a new and different challenge, and the particular code I’m doing (message structures/classes) is pretty straightforward just a lot of work to do, few questions to need to ask. Good stuff.

The Nephilim (Genesis)

“The Nephilim were on the earth in those days–and also afterward–when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were heroes of old, men of renown.”

Do you know what a Nephilim is? In Hebrew, it literally means “the fallen ones” (or equivalently “those who have fallen”), but is translated into greek from “gigantes” to either giants or “earth born”, doesn’t make another reappearance until the book of numbers:

“We saw the Nephilim there (the descendents of Anak come from the Nephilim). We seemed like grasshoppers in our own eyes, and we looked the same to them.”

In context there, this is when Moses and his people have just scouted out the promised land and basically are like “Yeah, the land’s great, its abundant with food–its the land of milk and honey–but umm, one small problem there’s giants there, lets just forget it, this whole promised land thing just isn’t worth if it if we have to deal with giants”

And there’s other references of Anak’s descendants and stuff, but the Nephilim are only directly mentioned twice in the entire bible, elusive like Melchizedek.