Upgraded Proverbs (humor)

from today’s Off the Mark cartoon from my page a day calendar

-A watched progress bar never loads
(time remaining 2 1/2 hrs)

-A cell phone is worth a thousand words
(girl looking angrily at her date at a restaurant)

-Too many clicks spoil the plot
(couple on couch, guy channel surfing)

-Don’t count your files before you save
(guy wigging out cuz his work was lost)