I came across this at work reading some documentation….

Q: I need to program ISD chips with prerecorded audio files in exact
address locations. How can I do this?
A: ISD/WINBOND no longer makes programmers for our products.

Taken out of context that just is amusing… Awww, shucks, you don’t make
engineers anymore!?!?…You know, once the government cracked down on our
Cloning/DNA research department it just wasn’t economically feasible to
breed programmers… 😉